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subj: Let the big dick fairy bless you
from: david@yahoo.com

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link replaced, i dont want to send them any business
the great dissemblers. Tacitus saith, Livia sorted well

this was the perfect spam for two reasons:

1. it made it into my inbox (first one this month)
2. it was totally inappropriate and crude
   

also it made me think, i had never heard of the big dick fairy so i had to do a image search, here are some possibilities of what the big dick fairy might look like so keep you eyes peeled all you insecure mother fuckers.

a small crisis in my tiny world

I am retiring my AOL screen name that I have had for years and years because somehow something on it got reset and now I can't change the password and there has been some silly shit going on with it and it is a small crisis in my tiny world. Also I cannot delete the screen name so I am going to just stop using it pretty soon. Hopefully will be auto deleted in 90 days like the aol terms of services says, but i doubt it. So, fuck them! I should just ditch the service totally but too many of you knuckle heads still use it so I am sticking with it.

This is just a notice for my friends that when i see you online i will let you know what i am changing my screen name to and to please add me. if i don't see you online within the next few days i will add your screen name myself. if you want to be on my new buddy list and are not on my old buddy list then just zap me a message.

I really hate having to change my screen name because my logins for most of my services are all based around that screen name which is based on an old nick name. I will try and change my login names on as many services as I can to fit in with the new theme but it probably won't happen so now my online identity is fractured what a big hooping deal!

Touching is Good

I was checking my old web hosting account and i found this classic. I entered a Nintendo contest a while ago. the contest was to make a film clip using a mannequin hand they mailed you. It was also the first practical thing I had used my Dremel tool for. This is what i came up with and it didn't win the contest. I didn't care because I had the coolest doorknob in town.



here are a few other touching is good contest submissions:

i rediscovered the 80's and 90's for a reason

Blame it on the RIAA or politics or greed or the war or what ever you want, but This decade has been real shitty for music in general. I have to admit that I haven't gotten mad about it until now because I honestly didn't have the time, and I guess nobody else has either! I feel like I have woken up from a coma and nothing has changed. Please somebody -anybody- please come up with something amazing before I ditch the iPod, the radio, and internet radio and start to whistle all my music like they used to do in the dark ages or when we were cavemen.

Experimental musicians I am talking to you: spending the last 20 years deconstructing melody and rythymn has got to be worth something by now. Poets, where are the ground breaking paradigms for expressing the human condition? No, it is not the 60's and no, eastern philosphy is not going to bail you out again.

Please don't tell me we have exhausted musical creativity and entered another dark ages. Doomed to reinterpret the classics through an endless procession of cover bands. Forced to suffer minor variations to already established traditions. Or, at best, every couple of years witness the miracle of some sensational cross genre hybrid heralded as something totally new and amazing for the rest of our lives!

You musicians have everything going for you right now. There are countless established niche markets with more showing up on the radar every day. To put it bluntly it is guaranteed that there is at least one group of knuckle heads out there that will hear you and like your style. A global distribution system on a scale never before seen at anytime in history is at your disposal! for free! Not to mention the largest music purchasing audience in history! Everyone ages three and up goes to concerts and probably owns at least one compact disc. Many people are even buying mp3's the minute they are uploaded to a download service; cutting out countless middle men, which means more profit for you, the artist(if money was what was holding you back). Things have never been so swell, there is no reason to hold back, get cracking we are depending on you!

Or maybe I am over reacting. Maybe I should just calm down. I should just enjoy good music as I hear it and take comfort in knowing exactly I am hearing and cherish singing along to familiar lyrics. After all who am I to say anything, so much music is being made that I can't listen to it all and somebody has already made something new and amazing and I am just not hip enough to have gotten a chance to hear it yet. who knows!

Until next time fellas, keep on rockin'

I snapped some pictures of my friends having a jam session during a rainy 4th of July afternoon.



Chris came to town and rehearsed with Josh and Neil. It rained all day on the 4th of July which should have been a bummer, instead we moved the jam session into Neil's room and let the beer cans pile up. The falling rain made a nice back drop to the soothing county-folk-blues rhythms these fellas produce.

We all went our separate ways after it was time to go for a beer run. It wasn't about the money or the beer, it is never about the money, it was just our time to part, we made some good music, shared some laughs. Sometimes, that is just how it goes for rock musicians knowing there is always another place they got to play.

Until next time fellas, keep on rockin'

this is just too cool

if you are vegetarian then what do you eat?

some great vegetarian meals i have collected from the internet that i will cook if i am in the mood for something besides burritos and pizza.

enjoy!